“photographs that belong on rock albums and movie posters - not your mom's wedding album.”
drop the needle.
your wedding day, on the record.
five tracks. one very quick release.
full gallery within 24 hours.
it's about finding a great place to shoot and getting to know each other.
what's the damage?
...that's British for “How much?”.all in.
no extras.
no BS.
8 hours of coverage
& the engagement session.
Need more? Just ask.
Need Less? Just ask.
Packages are dumb.Packages with names are really dumb.- Giving you one simple, complete deal is awesome.
- Being flexible if you want more, or less, is awesomer.
Weddings are 2000. Ask me what that includes. I double dare you.
You can order at-cost prints. Or do your own as you get a usage license. Books and other products? I can totally do that.
Engagement and portrait sessions: 300 all-in.
Events: 300 an hour, hoss. Events vary, so ask me and I'll work it out.
A second photographer is available. We won't wear matching shirts though.
all the pricing notes ↗Pictures where you have the whole wedding party jump in the air are an extra 50 bones. Just kidding. Kinda. Actually not really, it's the only add-on I have.
Star Wars or Pirate wedding? You get special rates.
Mossy-oak tux? I charge you double and it stays between you and me.
you're not buying photography.
you're buying me.
I'm Steve. I have a few cameras. This is what I do for a living, not a hobby.
The term “capturing memories” gives me a headache.
I don't care how awkward you think you are in front of a camera. I mean, you probably are, but that's OK. I can fix that.
Modern. Stylish. Colourful. Hilarious.
Mostly however, I love documentary images. Candid images. I specialise in making those images interesting.
If your officiant blows you off on the day, I am an ordained minister of the internet-famous Universal Life Church Ministry, so I can totally step up.
I can sew, tie ties and arrange flowers too, and always have a pair of scissors on me.
I don't shoot newborns. I will shoot cats and dogs.
I will consider other small mammals, and do have ferret-photography experience.
you should be able to get married without having to explain yourself.
i'll get it.
inclusive wedding photography ↗
“two brides. two grooms. neither. both. wolves. beach chairs. whatever. i've done all the combinations. aside from a cat wedding sadly.”
“a sense of humor and being laid back is an absolute must.”
If you're a really cool couple (or even just think you are) who just wants to enjoy their wedding day, knowing the photography is taken care of, then we really need to talk.
“Dear Bridezilla ... I'm not the photographer for you. It's not me, it's you.”
If you're looking for photographs done the way everyone else has them done, you should probably ask where they got them and see that guy.
get me into
your life.
Want to talk to me and hear my awesome British accent? Want to bring me Indian food? Feel like cat-sitting?
The more information you give me, the better I can help you. If your inquiry is comprised of “Price & Availability???1!” it may get caught in my Trash folder.